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2027 AWARDS
2027 AWARDS
the cigar funhouse industry awards celebrates the real cigar business.
not sales. not craftsmanship. definately not leadership. not "great cigars" or even "good cigars"
the truth is... nobody gives a shit. most people make great cigars and they already have awards for that sort of effort.
at cigar funhouse we award the stinkiest, most beautiful, handcrafted, premium cigar bullshit.
why you ask?!?
because anybody can make a cigar...
it takes a <true professional> to spend four days at a trade show without doing any actual work.
LET OUR ALGORITHM THINK FOR YOU
LET OUR ALGORITHM THINK FOR YOU
you’ve made enough bad decisions today.
let us take the wheel...
click the first one to learn about the rare and
mysterious process of "fermention."
but first... remember not to sue us.
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